Captain Kirk Toothpaste
Don't tell! I snuck into the bathroom to brush my teeth with the neat clear Captain Kirk toothpaste that I found hidden in Chris and Liz's bed frame. It is super-slippery and your toothbrush just goes all over the place! I guess it helps you to use less muscles when you brush your teeth. I better ask Téodor to get a new tube, because I used most of it trying to get my teeth clean tonight.