I thought of another haiku!

Trees can't go dancing
So do them a big favor
Pretend dancing stinks!

Today Chris was cooking "full english fry up" for himself and said that I could have a small bit of each part of it! I liked: the egg white, the hash brown corner, the three beans, the griddled mushroom, the tip of bacon, and the edge of toast. I did not like: the end of black pudding. I kept it in my cheek until he went to check the computer, and then I spat it out for the dog. She licked all around and left no evidence. It tasted like eating a penny!