No one should have guns!

Guns are a pretty bad problem in the USA. They are usually pretty small and can be hidden in places like behind a license plate or under a book. I want you to know that if I am President, I will not have a gun. I will also not have throwing stars or num chucks. That sets a bad example.

Okay, now it's breakfast-time! Téodor is making me Mickey Mouse pancakes. He is using a half pineapple slice for the smile, blueberries for the eyes, and a blueberry for the nose. He is even making Redi-Whip eyebrows! Since Chris is asleep he said I can have a big glass of Strawberry Rite.