uh oh I did it
I'm sorry everyone. I made a horrible mess in the bed because I got sick from eating too much. Téodor was super nice about it and got me all changed and changed my bed sheets and stuff. He even got me some Pepto-Bismol and tucked me in and read me a story (Gillygoofang, the fish that lays square eggs and swims backwards). When I am better I am going to make him some gift certificates for free room cleanings and laundry loads and stuff.