Thursday, October 27, 2005

This is pretty bad. You might not want to read it.

Like I said last time, I sprayed a bunch of Philippe water onto some almonds and left them out for Franky's mom to eat. I thought that if the food smelled like me, she would have good thoughts of me.

But there is bad news. Franky's mom came down to eat the almonds, but when she did, the almond was too big for her throat and I guess it got stuck! I guess they don't chew? They don't chew! She got the almond stuck in her throat and she fell over and her wings were flapping all around like crazy! Franky was screaming and crying and she was flopping all over the place! I didn't know what to do so I yelled for Lyle and he saw what happened and he went outside and I can't say what he did but he said that birds can't burp and only one thing can happen once they start choking but if that is true how come they up-chuck for their babies and he said that is different that is a different system meant only for feeding their babies and he and then and Lyle got his smells on Franky and Franky is in a towel in the laundry room but he is okay but we but he but what if he but his mom and if I and Lyle said we would bury her but I don't want him to and all I can do is cry tonight! Today is so awful!

I fooled Franky's mom!

You know how Franky's mom had been figuring out my smell, to make sure she never smelled it on him? I figured out a way to trick her! I am very happy. What I did was, I rubbed a wash cloth all over me really hard, including on top of my head and under my arms, and then I got that wet and squeezed it into a spray bottle! That way my smells went into the spray bottle. Next, I put a pile of almonds out in the yard by their nest and sprayed my Philippe water all over them! Now she will think of my smell as a good smell of a man who can provide for his family. Just have to wait and see!


Monday, October 17, 2005

Franky's mom is causing trouble.

Franky's mom is causing trouble around the house. I know that she is his mom, but he is also my son, and we need to learn to cooperate.

Just today when I was out in the back yard getting big pieces of grass to lay by a bowl of water (no-cost Japanese garden!) Franky's mom landed on the fence and stared at me. I smiled and waved because we are family, but she just kept staring. When I was done getting pieces of grass and went inside, she flew down and smelled all around the area where I had been. Oooh, that made me so mad! It was like she was trying to get my scent so that if she ever smelled it on Franky she would...oh, you know.

I wish I didn't have to say this, but I do not like Franky's mom!

Monday, October 10, 2005

I got Franky a fire engine!

I got Franky a little toy fire engine! There was a toy fire engine on the shelves in the garage, in with all the Christmas decorations, and so I am saving it for Franky. I dusted it off so that he will not get sneezes, and I made sure that no tinsel was wrapped around the axels in case he would choke on that. I will give it to him when he is a little older, old enough so that if I get my smells on him his mama bird won' know.

Someday we'll play, Franky! I love you, son.

Your Dad,