No More Haikus!

It is so weird! A couple of days ago Chris said that he could not pay me to write poems anymore, because of a problem, and just like that I stopped writing down everything as 5-7-5! Ever since I wrote to you last time, a couple weeks ago, I had been having real bad problems with everything I wrote being a haiku. I was hiding my haikus under lots of nasty stuff in the garbage, and in the rafters in the garage, and also burying them in the yard during Prime Time TV. During a bad moment I also put a haiku on some mud and hit it with a baseball bat until you couldn't read it anymore. It was getting really scary.

Now though I can write whatever I want! Watch:

Boneless skinless chicken breast

Sitting in the fridge

Piece of parsley is his friend!


There, see! Hooray! Problem solved!

Didn't write any more haikus...yet.

I have been trying not to write things down lately, because I am afraid they will be haikus. I think I saw a movie where a man had supernatural powers, kind of like this, and the government took him away and his family never got to see him ever again. They used him as a secret spy because of his abilities! I do not ever want this to happen to me.

Oh, Mr. Bear is here and he says he will make us sandwiches! Oh boy! What to get on my sandwich? I love inventing sandwich combinations! Let's see:

Pastrami and swiss...
Salami and cheddar cheese...
Bacon and mayo...

...uh oh.

Whoops, wrote another haiku!

Boy, you'd think I wouldn't write any more haiku since I am tired of them, but today I was taking some notes during a show about how to make a painting and I accidentally wrote them down as a haiku!

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Soft colors recede
Bright and dense colors advance
Make trees happy trees

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Creepy, huh! I hope this doesn't keep happening, or it they might need to take me to run some tests.

Oh well, I love you!